Cabin 28: The Worst Movie Ever

This movie set a new low for the film industry. I’d be impressed if I wasn’t so filled with rage.

The Joker On The Sofa

By the Grouch on the Couch

Cancel the Razzies. This movie has set a new record low. You want me to watch Gigli? Fine. You want me to double feature Battlefield Earth and Jack and Jill? Deal. Those movies are bad, but at the end of the day, I don’t feel disgusted by humanity. This movie has actually made me less optimistic about the merits of human existence.

Part of it is on me. I didn’t intend to ever see this movie sober, but I got snowed in and decided to put this on in the background at random from a list of sh*tty horror movies available while I worked on other stuff. However, I got so distracted by this movie about 15 minutes in that I had to add a review of it. Then, I got angry.

cabin28sheila.jpg The real survivor

Cabin 28 starts off with the message that it…

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I'm not giving my information to a machine. Nice try, Zuckerberg.

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