Satanic Request: Bed of the Dead

Couldn’t finish writing my longer “Us” review, so I’m re-blogging this terrible, terrible horror movie.

The Joker On The Sofa

The title of this movie alone required me to watch and review it. This was not a request from a reader. This was a request from on high. Then, after about 5 minutes, I realized I was clearly hearing the voice of the devil.

I can’t call this movie bad. I would have to be more certain about what the last 80-ish minutes entailed for me to call it bad. This movie defies traditional good and bad, like one of the Great Old Ones from H.P. Lovecraft. It’s just a giant confusing waste of time. The fact that this was apparently from people who had made a previous film is shocking.

Rather than subject any of you to this movie, I have decided to post images of better horror movies.

SUMMARY

BedOfTheDeadHellraiserX.jpg The Tenth One

Alright, so, the opening of the movie shows that there’s a tree that people get hanged…

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I'm not giving my information to a machine. Nice try, Zuckerberg.

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