85) Parent Teacher Night/ Walk of Doom (Invader Zim)

Invader Zim is what happens when Nickelodeon doesn’t fully investigate who they’re giving money to. It’s similar to how WNBC got Howard Stern. They heard something was popular, decided to get the person responsible, then immediately realized that it conflicted with their image.

Showrunner Jhonen Vasquez is a messed-up human being, and the creator of such works as Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. He is also a darkly comic genius of the highest order. Invader Zim was a show that ran on the logic that whatever would confuse, amuse, or disturb the audience the most should be the next image on screen or line of dialogue. Sometimes this was frightening or irksome, but, usually, the juxtaposition was hilarious.

A Good Candidate for a Kid’s Show

The show’s style is incredibly distinct, to the point that I have seen other shows adapting some elements of it more since the show was cancelled. It is very dark, but punctuated by extreme bright colors. The backgrounds are best described as a mix of Blade Runner, Lisa Frank, and LSD. The characters are typically insane, but all in their own distinct ways that allow everyone else to call them crazy while still themselves being off-kilter.


One of the strongest parts of the show was the interaction between Zim (Richard Steven Horvitz), a megalomaniacal alien who is often incapable of even the most basic tasks (he was sent to Earth because his leaders thought it would kill him), GIR (Rosearik Rikki Simmons), Zim’s defective robot who is perhaps the greatest comic relief ever on screen, and Dib (Andy Berman), a human dedicated to exposing Zim despite the fact that every person on Earth thinks he’s crazy (as they should, the kid’s nuts except in this one case). Dib’s sister Gaz (Melissa Fahn), is probably my favorite character, because she’s basically the personification of anti-social behavior. She has no ability to care what anyone thinks, and won’t pretend otherwise.

All Hail Gaz


This episode, like most of Invader Zim, was made of 2 separate 12 minute shorts. The first, “Parent Teacher Night,” is pretty funny. Since Zim is pretending to be a student while working out how to conquer the Earth, he doesn’t have any actual parents. To be fair, his species also breed from gene packs, so he didn’t have any to begin with. In order to keep his cover, he tries to program his two parent decoy robots to be normal parental figures, but GIR accidentally exposes them to modern pop-culture media, leading them to become violent and erratic. Keep in mind, this was before Jersey Shore became a hit, so this was slightly prescient.

The key to women is the tutu goes with the gloves.

However, it’s the second short in this episode that gets it on the list. Walk of Doom is genius from start to finish. The worst part about it is that I cannot adequately describe why I love it, because its secret is in its absurd dialogue that is delivered perfectly. It’s the culmination of people going “what would be the funniest thing for a robot to do with its rocket legs’ fuel?” and answering with “replace it with tuna, because he misses his cupcake.” It’s a kind of absurd “logic” that was unique to this show. It also contains one of the few times where Zim actually displays a modicum of intelligence beyond just being from a scientifically, although not culturally, advanced species. He manages to create an amazing piece of technology that forms the impetus for the episode, but then, in typical Zim fashion, manages to screw everything up. It also has my favorite background gag: There’s a homeless man screaming that has a sign that says “Will Stop Screaming for Food.”



Really, this episode is basically all the fun of LSD without the brainworms.

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I couldn’t find the whole thing on YouTube, but here it is on Vimeo. I own nothing. Enjoy 12 minutes of pure madness.

86) The Edge (Gargoyles)

Gargoyles was a dark kids’ show. Dark in both its characters (the good guys were mistaken for demons frequently) and its themes. The Gargoyles were a set of monstrous beings that slept as statues during the day, and fought crime at night. They had previously been frozen by magic for a millennium, waking up in 1990s New York, and regularly interacted with gods, super-scientists, crazed hunters, and various immortals, many of whom were fantastic characters, both literally and figuratively. However, the show often used these creations as parts of a deeper metaphor. For example, two characters are each immortal unless one kills the other, at which time they both will die. They represent the unending cycle of vengeance: You cannot take it without forfeiting yourself. Oh, and one of them is Macbeth. Yes, the one from Shakespeare. Also history, kinda.


One reason the show was so good was that it never tried to simplify any of these issues to just one episode in order to reset the status quo. Perhaps the best example: In one episode, the primary ally of the Gargoyles, Detective Elisa Maza (Salli Richardson), leaves her gun out, loaded, and with the safety off. Re-enacting a Western movie on tv, one of the Gargoyles who doesn’t fully comprehend guns, Broadway (Bill Fagerbakke), accidentally shoots her. That isn’t resolved in one episode. A full season later, Broadway is still afraid of guns and of hurting people through negligence, and Elisa is actively shown taking more steps to secure her gun when not using it. It wasn’t “a very special episode saying guns are bad;” it was “don’t play with guns because everything could be fine, but if it isn’t, it will stay with you.” That kind of dedication really helped the show.

A morality tale, done right

But, even with the complex characters, the strong metaphors, the extended lessons, and the amazing art style and voice-acting, the real strength of the show was the anti-villain: David Xanatos.


Xanatos (Jonathan Frakes) was the ultimate businessman. Not just in that he was ruthless, but in that he was capable of treating everything as monetary losses and gains, so he considered any emotional damage or revenge to be “a sucker’s game.” His most dangerous trait, however, was his ability to always consider that his schemes could fail due to oversights, which allowed him to plan contingencies for when they did. This ranged from planning escape routes to flat-out investing in stocks that would rise from his failings in order to turn a loss into a gain. To this day, the TV Trope term for when a plan is so perfectly crafted that it cannot completely fail is a “Xanatos gambit.

GargoylesFoxFamilyAmong his lesser accomplishments were enslaving the fey Puck as his personal assistant, marrying his supermodel super-genius martial-artist wife, and being the richest man on Earth after figuring out how time-travel worked in order to give himself seed money for his own genetics company in his youth. His biggest weakness is that he actually loves his wife and, later, his son. Messing with them will result in him erasing your bloodline from history. With anything else, however, he will accept a loss without a grudge, allowing him to be an ally as often as an enemy. Whatever stands to gain him the most.


The episode “The Edge” shows what happens when a man who, not despite not yet being forty years old and being one of the most powerful men in history, worries that he’s losing his ability to keep up. In order to test if he’s still the man he wants to be, he decides to intentionally provoke the Gargoyles into a full confrontation, both mental and physical. It’s at this juncture that I should point out that Goliath (Keith “My voice is almost as bad-ass as me” David), the leader of the Gargoyles, is a large, winged, demonic humanoid with the strength of more than a dozen men (his punches are measured in Tons of force) who is smart enough to read Dostoyevsky less than a month after learning how to read modern English (from Old English). His claws can cut through stone without any effort and, when angered, he can rip security doors off their hinges.

GargoylesGoliath.jpgThroughout the episode, Xanatos secretly tests himself against Goliath and the other Gargoyles, while making them think they’re seriously thwarting him. It’s like playing a championship game against LeBron just to make sure you can still shoot from the outside.


In the end, Xanatos reaffirms his identity and his faith in himself, but the point is that the show demonstrates that every person will, at some point or another, question whether or not they have lost the drive and willpower which made them what they are. It doesn’t matter how powerful or impressive they may seem. And, in the end, you only can be on top if you can maintain your edge.

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87) Subway (Homicide: Life on the Street)

Homicide was designed to be a dirty, accurate, police procedural set within the inner city of Baltimore. Part of this was that, instead of previous shows where detectives and police deeply empathized with all of their victims, most of the characters on this show had been fairly inured to violence, to the point that sometimes it became hard to really invest themselves in the situations. The cast of this episode isn’t the full roster, but still a sizable share: Detectives Pembleton, Lewis, Bayliss, and Falsone (Andre Braugher, Clark Johnson, Kyle Secor, and Jon Seda).

This isn’t the whole cast.

The style of the show was as rough as the subject matter, including its famous;y sharp jump cuts. It usually is considered a more realistic version of Law and Order (with which it shares a cinematic universe). However, despite the emotional distance that the detectives often had, some episodes allowed them to be more involved in the plight of the victim. This one is an intense example of that.


HomicideSubway1In this episode, Vincent D’Onofrio plays John Lange, a man who gets trapped between a subway train and the platform wall. Trapped in the sense of “his lower body is now facing a different direction than his upper body.” Despite that, the pressure from the subway car is keeping him from bleeding out or dying of shock. That’s how the cast finds him. For the first part of the episode, no one is exactly sure what happened. Either someone bumped both Lange and another person, or another person pushed him, or he pushed another person and fell in the process, or it was just a pure accident. But, no matter how it happened, Vincent is going to die. So, if someone is responsible, it’s murder. This episode puts forth one of the greater questions that is bound to arise in a murder case, “what would the victim say if they were here?”

HomicideSubway2Now, a man who knows he’s going to die can react in many ways, ranging from feeling pointless to feeling freedom. If that man is on television, he’s usually going to go through the 5 stages of grief, per the Kübler-Ross model. Lange goes quickly through denial, and mostly sticks to anger. In a moment of regret, he tells the crew that his girlfriend is jogging by the waterfront and asks them to go get her so he can say goodbye. Unfortunately, this was before everyone had a cell phone while jogging, so they never find her. As this goes on, the cast start discussing how they would each handle death if they knew it was coming, like Lange. Their answers range from sensible to sarcastic, but they all agree that it’s a horrifying situation.

As the pain finally starts to hit Lange, he starts to ask the EMT for drugs, and is denied, because, even though they have him listed as “deceased,” they’re going to try to use airbags to push the train away and get him out. In other words, they’re denying him comfort because of a false hope.

Eventually, the police determine that he was in fact pushed by someone intentionally. It wasn’t someone out for revenge or money, though. It was just some crazy guy who liked to push people in front of trains. Realizing that this means Lange is going to die for no reason, the detectives decide not to tell him about the murderer.  After the detectives try to comfort him, however, Lange figures out that he was murdered, and that for some reason, the detectives don’t want to tell him. Rather than be angry, he simply says “I’m OK,” and dies.

Literally. No. Motivation.


The entire episode is a discussion of both death and the nature of how the victims of a homicide would act if they could see the investigation afterwards. The problem is, it also gives us the harsh reality of death: It’s often for no good reason. People can understand a rival, or a spurned lover, or a foreign power, but it’s tough to realize that you may well just be murdered by some random guy who felt like it. It’s even tougher to recognize that, but not let it change who you are, but that’s a part of life. The episode is well written, well performed, and the ending will leave you speechless. But, to give you an idea of how important it is: Vince Gilligan would later steal the idea (and admit it) to make the X-Files episode “Drive,” which also featured a character who knows he’s going to die, so his morality starts to slip. During the writing of that episode, he came up with idea for another show featuring the star of “Drive,” Bryan Cranston. That’s right, without this episode, Breaking Bad wouldn’t exist.


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88) Homo for the Holidays (Will and Grace)

Will and Grace was (and now is again, because we’re out of ideas as a culture) a show about a single Jewish woman (Debra Messing) and her gay best friend and roommate (Eric McCormack), as well as their two borderline insane friends Jack (Sean Hayes) and drunk socialite Karen (Megan Mullally). The two live an upper-middle class New York lifestyle, except that they have an apartment that Jeff Bezos probably couldn’t afford.


As this show was in the 90s, not the 50s, the gay aspects were more accepted, but it was still among the first mainstream shows with an openly gay lead character. By showing Will as being fairly normal for a sitcom lead, the show reminded the audience that, aside from who you date and how the toilet-seat argument works, gay people are basically the same as straight people (Shocker!!!!). However, as if to counter that, Will’s best friend Jack is every stereotype balled into one. My personal favorite stereotypical action was that he saw Mamma Mia on stage 11 times in 3 days. By giving both an “average” person, and a person who is outlandishly over the top, the show was saying that while some people will always fall within a certain stereotype, you can’t judge all the people in a group to be that way. So, good news kids, you’ve just seen a living example of how life works. Yay, learning… ish?


WillAndGraceHomoForTheHolidaysMany episodes of television have established the theme that our “parents” are personae adopted by normal people, or even very flawed people, once they have kids and try to pretend that they didn’t make all of the mistakes they did. If you have kids, you’ve done this to some extent, and you’re lying if you say otherwise. This episode combines that with the “coming out” episode. Inverting expectations, the one coming out is Jack, who at one point was described as “so flamboyant, flamingos ask him to turn it down a notch.” Despite his lifestyle, appearance, and almost all of his actions, including saying that “heterosexual marriage is wrong, because if God wanted straight people to marry, He’d have given them both penises,” Jack has never told his mother he was gay. In fact, he told her he’s been dating Grace… for years. Incidentally, this causes Karen to be upset that she didn’t get picked to be the fake girl (despite her being married to a high-profile businessman). Their interactions throughout the episode are excellent, but the main reason this episode makes it on the list is Jack’s mom, who is the stereotypical Susie Homemaker.

WillAndGraceJacksMom.jpgWhen she finds out her son is gay, Ms. McFarlane says A) it makes sense, B) she doesn’t care because it only matters that her son is happy and C) that she hadn’t assumed that he was gay, because her son can act however he wants, but the only thing that makes him gay is who he wants to date (Shocker!!!). After that, she has a confession of her own: the person who Jack thinks is his father isn’t. In fact, she doesn’t know who Jack’s father is, because he was conceived during a swinger’s party in the 60s. Despite her almost over-the-top wholesome appearance, she was pretty much the inspiration for Supertramp (this would later be copied in How I Met Your Mother the way I just copied this joke).


Ultimately, the episode reminds us that everyone acts a little different and more in line with the way we think society wants us to act when we’re dealing with people who we love and from whom we fear reproach. However, it also reminds us that it’s better to be yourself, even if you are a little slutty. Maybe especially if you’re a little slutty.

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Rather than one of the sentimental moments in the episode, here’s the last joke:

89) Back to Reality (Red Dwarf)

Red Dwarf is a show that should have died on its way into being. Its premise is that one man survived the extermination of his spaceship crew, living 3 million years in stasis until he is presumably the last human. Oh, and that one man, Lister (Craig Charles), is the least competent person on the spaceship, and among the least competent people ever to emerge from the gene pool. His main companion is a hologram of his anal-retentive and egotistical supervisor, Rimmer (Chris Barrie), who was picked because the computer noticed that they talked most with each other. The fact that they were always fighting was not taken into account. They are joined by the descendant of his cat (Danny John-Jules) who has evolved to humanoid levels, the ship’s computer (Norman Lovett and Hattie Hayridge), and, later, a robot named Kryten (Robert Llewellyn).


The first season was weak, and almost led to the show’s early cancellation, but thankfully the British are fans of carrying on, and Red Dwarf got another shot, and did it well. On average, at least one episode of each season of the show would be awesome enough to merit the show’s continuation, despite some weaker ones. The best episode, however, is “Back to Reality.”


The “Real” Cast

After finding a star craft which has been seeding a marine moon with life, all of which committed suicide (including a haddock which suffocated itself by shutting its gills), the crew awakens to find out that, rather than actually being on a spaceship, they’ve actually been playing “Red Dwarf- The Total Immersion Game.” Also, they’ve been playing it badly. Apparently, they managed to completely screw up the tutorial level, and it all just cascaded down from there.

RedDwarfWhiteOutfitsThey missed out on finding true love, planets of nymphomaniacs, getting superpowers, basically every possible dream scenario. It’s the ultimate Matrix-style reality check: Not only can you be in a fake reality, but you can also be a failure in both the true and false versions of it. The crew then tries to adjust to their “real” lives, which, for the most part, suck. Every character finds out that the “real” them is the exact opposite of the part they’d been playing for the past four years. All of them are miserable in their new lives, to the point that they decide to kill themselves, before being awakened by the ship’s computer. Apparently, they’d been poisoned by a “despair squid,” a predator that catches prey by making it kill itself with existentially challenging illusions.


While the episode ends back in the regular show, the best part of the original airing was that it was the last Red Dwarf in production at the time, so there was no way to guess how the episode was going to go.

This episode, while not the first to come up with the “it wasn’t real” premise of the show, was one of the first to have it serve as a means by which to show exactly how unique and flawed their characters were. They’re all losers, but at least in the regular world they work to overcome that fact. As this kind of thing was the wheelhouse of the Red Dwarf writing staff, the episode plays it out perfectly.

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Here’s a scene that perfectly encapsulates the episode, featuring both the hallucination and what the crew is doing in reality:

90) Jack and the Spartans (Samurai Jack)

Genndy Tartakovsky is a genius who almost gets his due. He made Dexter’s Lab, the more awesome version of Star Wars: Clone Wars (cue the hate mail), Hotel Transylvania, and among the greatest 23 minutes of television, Korgoth of Barbaria. The latter is only not on this list because I acknowledge that it is only my particularly dark sense of humor that makes it amazing to me.

Despite all of those accomplishments, I’d argue his crowning achievement is Samurai Jack. It was a show that managed to create the least friction in a “fantasy kitchen sink” world, which is to say a world in which all mythologies are true, from Greek to Norse to Japanese. It was even more notable because it used all of these mythologies while taking place in a dystopian sci-fi future.

The villain, Aku (voiced by the late, great Mako), is an Elder God who was smote by Ra, Odin, and Vishnu at the beginning of creation until only a piece of him landed in Japan where he was brought to life by magic, then later conquered the world, turned it into a super-science based intergalactic empire, and endorsed a delicious sandwich shop.


That sentence was amazing to write.

samuraijackjack-e1523672194543.jpgJack (real name unknown, voiced by Phil LaMarr) is a samurai who was sent from the past to the far future and wanders in search of ways to kill Aku/return to the past, depending on the writer’s needs. Because of such a vague premise in such a vague world, episodes could be almost anything, from deadly serious to childishly light-hearted, as long as Jack was there.


samuraijackspartan.jpgThis episode is based on one of the most storied events in real-world history, the battle of Thermopylae. More specifically, this episode is a tribute to Frank Miller’s graphic-novel adaptation of the battle, 300. The events in real-life were that the Persian army was invading Greece, and 300 Spartans led by King Leonidas (along with thousands of other Greeks which got overlooked) met the forces at a narrow pass and managed to hold them off for several days despite being outnumbered at least 20 to 1 (depending on whose account you believe). But, ultimately, all of the Spartans were killed, the Persians conquered most of Greece before being kicked out about a year later, and there isn’t a definitive sign that the battle of Thermopylae had much of an impact on the course of that. Still, it’s a great story of a few taking on many and it remains a testament to the idea of military preparation and strategy being able to act as a force multiplier.

Villains: Start to finish

In this version, Jack is asked to assist the 300 Spartans against an army of robots in order to end a war which has been going on for 5 generations (referencing the first Persian invasion of Greece… I think). When Jack first sees the robots, they are shaped like Minotaurs and other creatures from classical mythology. Much like the Persians, they are almost innumerable, but they can only attack through a single, narrow, pass. Each day, the Spartans defend the pass, often at the cost of their own lives. When Jack arrives, and shows himself an incredible warrior, this version of Leonidas, Spartok (Daran Norris), decides to accompany Jack on a mission to go beyond the pass and try to destroy the source of the robots. As the episode progresses, the machines stop resembling mythical creatures and instead begin to resemble Skynet and other such robotic overlords from fiction, blending the mythologies of the modern and ancient world. It’s a small touch that adds a lot to the story. Ultimately, of course, Jack and Spartok conquer.


The overarching narration of the episode comes from the point of view of Spartok. However, unlike the actual battle of Thermopylae, Jack’s intervention allows the Spartans to survive the battle, and allows Spartok to tell the story on his deathbed to his family.


The ending is touching, to say the least, as the man relates how one stranger joined their battle “and made a difference.” By having it parallel a real event, the audience is even more aware of the difference made than the characters. Unlike most episodes, Aku had little to nothing to do with the plot. This is not Jack’s quest. Ultimately, he fought with the Spartans for no reason other than that it was the right thing to do. This episode stands as a testament to the idea that one person can make a difference, even if they don’t know it. They just need to try to do the right thing.

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91) The Great Vegetable Rebellion (Lost in Space)

Lost in Space gets crap sometimes for being campy, or sometimes too silly, or having a terrible movie adaptation. It also gets crap for not being Star Trek, but it should be noted that, of those 4 things, Star Trek has been accused of 3. All of those things are accurate, but, sometimes the campy and silly elements of the show would combine into something amazingly over-the-top that would make it unforgettable. Plus, it was scored by John “Think of a Movie Theme and I Probably Wrote It” Williams.


The premise of the show is that the US has finally tried to colonize space in the far-off year of 1997. To do this, they launch a ship containing Professor John Robinson (Guy Williams), his wife Maureen (June Lockhart), and their children Judy (Marta Kristen), Penny (Angela Cartwright), and Will (Billy Mumy). The only other person on board was supposed to be the pilot, Major Don West (Mark Goddard), but the launch is sabotaged by double agent and legendary coward Dr. Zachary Smith (Jonathan Harris), who reprograms the ship’s robot (voiced by Dick Tufeld) into going on a rampage that accidentally activates the hyperdrive and traps Smith on board as they are sent in a random direction into space.

Such advanced robotics!!!

Ultimately, the things that worked for Lost in Space were usually that it had pretty good special effects and costuming for the time (getting Emmy nominations even against Star Trek), the simple character dynamics (a space-family Robinson, a robot, and a cowardly scientist villain were the only characters in some episodes), and that they would have hammy overacting guest stars a la Batman. This episode has all three.


It starts off with the family celebrating the robot’s birthday. That alone is provocative and says a great deal of the effects of long periods of time stranded with a small group. But, Dr. Smith, the possibly pedophilic pedagogue, decides to sneak off to a nearby planet run by plants, where he picks a flower and is sentenced to death by literal “tree-hugging” by a carrot-man.

Carrot. Man.

Eventually, everyone is captured and sentenced to turning into celery or flowers until the resolution. I know that plot summary sounds stupid, but it somehow actually manages to be just surreal and fun enough to work. Plus, it has Stanley Adams, 60s actor extraordinaire, who works harder than any man ever should to embrace the role of “carrot-man.”

Some production details help this episode. The sets are in this episode are definitely worthy of mention. The planet on which the episode takes place resembles a garden paradise, which allows the space-props of the cast to stand out more. The other thing is that all of the plants have voices, so when they’re hurt throughout the episode, even as a background action, they cry out in anguish (which the cast chooses to ignore, because plants). The costume of Stanley Adams as Tybo the Carrot-Man, while goofy, is actually very well done. Willoughby, Tybo’s human-with-a-heart-of-lettuce, similarly, is a surreal purple shade, which still somehow works within the episode. The episode’s musical arrangement, too, is excellent, even if it isn’t by John Williams.


Ultimately, after they’re all captured and placed in a hot house, the Robinsons manage to subdue Tybo and escape from the plant planet.


So, why is this episode on the list? Well, some episodes are born great, some episodes have greatness thrust upon them, but this episode stumbles into it like a drunken frat boy running an obstacle race. This episode is simultaneously on multiple lists of the greatest episodes, but also on lists of the biggest “Jump the Shark” moments of all time. When the episode’s writer, Peter Packer, handed the script to Jonathan Harris, he actually apologized for writing it, saying that he just didn’t have any ideas for a good episode left. I think that Harris took that as a challenge. Throughout the episode, Harris’s over-the-top mugging, monologuing and soliloquizing, rather than being off-putting, manages to hit right in the sweet spot of fun enough to keep us entertained. He manages to sell even the most melodramatic acts as genuine. His interactions with the Robot, who has to deliver everything in monotone, make for a hilarious dichotomy.

The Odder Couple

But, mostly, the episode actually raises a very interesting line of thought, and I have no doubt that it was completely unintentional. In this episode, the Robinsons aren’t the good guys. They show up on a planet and murder a ton of sentient life forms.


There’s no ambiguity about it. At one point, Willoughby tells them that they just have to talk to the plants, and the plants will happily get out of their way, but that doesn’t stop them from using machetes on vines in the next scene. Plants are crying out in agony throughout the episode, but the Robinsons are so ingrained with the concept that animal life is the only kind of life that matters, that they don’t stop killing the plants EVEN WHEN TOLD THEY’RE SENTIENT. Again, I don’t think this is intended, but it’s part of why this is such an interesting episode: It points out that what we consider “life” is based on a series of established assumptions of our own superiority, but here, everything is turned on its head. It’s this interesting flipped perspective within the episode that convinced me that, while the episode is cheesy, it was cheesy in the best way.

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92) To Serve Man (The Twilight Zone)

The Twilight Zone was both nominated for, and received, more episodes on this list than any other show. It was early in television’s history, it pushed every envelope it could find, contained episodes by some of the best writers willing to work on TV at the time (which later made it okay for others to do likewise), and it has had one of the biggest impacts on society and pop culture of anything since Sherlock Holmes and Superman. Even if you’ve never seen an episode, you’ve at least seen a tribute to one, I guarantee it.*


TwilightZoneToServeManAn episode of The Twilight Zone was typically a morality tale relying on a sci-fi or fantasy element, and this plot is a classic one: Aliens arrive on Earth. However, rather than trying to take over the world, the Kanamits supply us with everything we ever wanted. Starvation, war, power issues, disease; you name it, they’re all eliminated. The world becomes a utopia. A commission is set up to determine if the aliens pose any threat, but the only information they have on the aliens is a book whose title is translated as “To Serve Man.”

TwilightZoneKanamit.jpgIf you’ve watched films or television shows in the years since, you’ve probably seen a joke about what we find out at the end. Right before the main character departs for the home planet of the aliens, he is told that it’s not a guide to helping humanity. It’s a cookbook. The aliens only pretended to help humanity so that we would be fat, healthy, and docile. Now, we’re the perfect livestock, even unwittingly volunteering to go to the Kanamit home planet to be devoured.


This guy seems “punny.”

I’m going to go ahead and address the two problems with the twist. First, it requires that someone can translate the language enough to translate the title, but not the rest of the book. Second, it requires that “serve” can have the same dual meaning in both English and Kanamit. However, there is actually a way to reconcile both of these: Someone just asked the ambassador what the title was. The Kanamits in the episode use a few colloquialisms, so they’re at least capable of using English puns. Since they probably assumed no one could translate the book for real without any form of reference, telling people the title in that way was probably just a sick joke on their part. Alternatively, maybe the guy who figured out the language died after translating the title, like Michael Ventris, the guy who translated Linear B.

Regardless, it’s not the twist that got this episode on the list rather than some of the others. While the twist is clever, and famous, it’s not any more so than the end of, say, “Time Enough at Last” (the one where the man with all the books he could read in a lifetime breaks his glasses). These were pretty standard Twilight Zone quality, so if I included them all, this list would be forty percent Twilight Zone.

All the books, no more glasses. Better find the large print section.

What sets this episode apart is that this is one of the first episodes of television to truly break the Fourth Wall as we now consider it for a purpose other than humor. Sure, host Rod Serling always addressed the audience before and after each episode, but he was (almost) never a character, just the narrator. But, at the end of this episode, before Rod Serling shows up, the main character, Michael Chambers (Lloyd Bochner), who has been on a hunger strike to make himself less palatable, turns and talks to the audience, asking them if they’re on Earth or the spaceship with him. He says that in the end, it doesn’t matter, because everyone is just on the menu.

This must’ve blown minds in 1962

The subtle camera work as he says this creates a mild disorienting effect that adds to the message: We, the audience, are the cattle, whether in the field or the slaughterhouse. It made the audience part of the story in a way which had not really been done to that point on a major show, and it deserves acclaim.**

PREVIOUS – 93: The Simpsons

NEXT – 91: Lost In Space

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Rather than just put in the clip of the reveal, I’m instead putting in one of my favorite references, from Naked Gun II: The Smell of Fear. The man saying the phrase is none other than Lloyd Bochner.

*Not a guarantee.

** Serling calls it a “soliloquy” in his closing, but that’s not correct. Bochner isn’t talking out loud about his feelings regardless of anyone to hear it, like in Shakespeare. Bochner’s clearly talking to the audience.

93a) Krusty Gets Kancelled (The Simpsons)

Welcome to your bonus entry. There are a few of these on the list for various reasons. This one is on here just because I originally picked this episode for number 93, but then decided to replace it with “Homer’s Enemy.” Since I wrote it already, it seems a waste not to post it, so here you go:

The main characters of the Simpsons are the fat, lazy, idiot father Homer (Dan Castellaneta); his wife who definitely could have done better Marge (Julie Kavner); his prankster (and later sociopath) son Bart (Nancy Cartwright); brainy daughter Lisa (Yeardley Smith); baby Maggie; and the city of Springfield (hundreds of characters at this point). It would take me days to explain all of the characters, but, this episode focuses mostly on beloved kids’ show host, Krusty the Klown.

Television is a fickle mistress. Some TV shows fail because they just don’t have the quality, but, occasionally, a hit TV show can fall off the radar just because something more popular comes on in the same time slot. This episode features the latter.

When Krusty the Clown is run off the air by the creepy puppet show Gabbo, Krusty falls into depression. He is taken in by the Simpsons, who convince him to fight to get his show back. He calls in every connection he can in order to create a star-studded comeback special. Bette Midler, Johnny Carson, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Hugh Hefner all guest star, along with Sideshow Luke Perry, Krusty’s “Worthless Half-brother.” This episode was only possible because the Simpsons were red hot at the time, and the reason why they’d become so popular is that they had some of the best writers available. Every line of this episode is funny, and it’s not just one style of humor. It comes at you from every direction, from “Worker and Parasite,” Eastern Europe’s favorite cat and mouse team, to the Red Hot Chili Peppers changing their indecent lyrics to “what I’d like is, I’d like to hug and kiss you.”

Krusty Gets Kancelled showed that an episode full of cameos could use their presence to focus on more than just the fact that they had a guest star. It simultaneously embraced and satirized the exact thing depicted in the show: Relying on celebrities to draw in a crowd to get the audience to remember a show that was losing out to the flavor of the month. Since then, we’ve seen many more celeb-mob TV episodes, but I can’t think of any that were better.

Link to the Archives.

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For your clip, here’s the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and then Johnny Carson lifting a Buick Skylark over his head while singing opera.

93) Homer’s Enemy (The Simpsons)

They’ve yellowed with age

If you don’t know what The Simpsons is, well, congratulations on finally escaping the basement that you’ve lived in since birth. Welcome to the above-world. Here, The Simpsons is the show that never quite drops in quality enough to be outright cancelled. It has enough nostalgia left from seasons 2-10 that it has managed to hang on for an extra decade and a half. It has a few episodes on this list, and all of them are from that window because, for those years, the Simpsons managed to combine cartoon physics and reasoning with bitter reality in a way that even the Flintstones had to envy. This episode is a perfect example.

Quick Recap of the cast: The main characters of the show are the fat, lazy, idiot father Homer (Dan Castellaneta); his wife who definitely could have done better Marge (Julie Kavner); his prankster (and later sociopath) son Bart (Nancy Cartwright); brainy daughter Lisa (Yeardley Smith); baby Maggie; and the city of Springfield (hundreds of characters at this point).


He’ll be fine

The Simpsons is a show that has ebbed and flowed in terms of humor and relevance, but has never managed to die. It’s impacted the world so much at this point, that people know about it, even if they don’t know they know it. Homer Simpson is one of the most remembered and beloved figures on television, albeit not always for good reasons. One of the keys, though, is that, in typical sitcom fashion, Homer will always end up okay, no matter how ridiculous the situation. Other characters… not so much.

SimpsonsGrimes1Frank Grimes was in only 1 episode of the Simpsons, but has been referenced at least once per year since then. He was an everyman who had to work extremely hard for everything he ever got. After seeing a story about him on TV, Homer’s boss, Mr. Burns, hires Grimes to work at the Springfield Nuclear Power plant. After being assigned to work in sector 7G, he takes an immediate dislike to Homer, both for his incompetence (Grimes stops Homer from drinking acid and gets yelled at for wasting it by Burns) and his seeming never-ending streak of good fortune (Homer is the only person in the plant without a Nuclear Science degree, having just shown up when the plant opened).  After losing his salary due to saving Homer, Grimes openly declares himself Homer’s enemy.

SimpsonsGrimes2Homer, wanting to make amends, invites Grimes over for dinner, which only makes things worse. The Simpsons live in a rather large house (despite Homer being the only breadwinner and perpetually losing money), whereas Grimes lives above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley. They have money for lobster to try and treat Grimes. There are photos of Homer with former presidents, in space, and on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins. Homer even has a Grammy. Grimes, not seeing how Homer could merit any of these experiences or awards with his limited intelligence and lack of work ethic, leaves.

Later, Grimes rants to Homer’s co-workers, but they deny that Homer is a bad person. Grimes decides to show that Homer is an idiot by having him enter into a contest designed for children, where the contestants are asked to create a new model for the power plant. Homer ends up winning the contest, despite one of the other entries being so efficient that the model of it is powering the room (Homer’s design is the existing plant, but with a racing stripe and fins to make it more aerodynamic). In response to this, Grimes snaps and begins running through the plant doing all the things Homer usually does, believing that his incompetence will save him. In the end, he electrocutes himself and dies, showing that, realistically, Homer Simpson should be dead 100 times over from the things that he does on the show.

I don’t need rubber gloves, I’m Homer Simp- *dead*


The episode really lampoons cartoon physics and hangs a lampshade on almost everything about the Simpsons’ lifestyle and continuity. The reason they keep going back to Grimes afterwards is to remind everyone that, sometimes, you need to just suspend that disbelief because otherwise your main character is a corpse.

BONUS – 93a: Krusty Gets Kancelled

PREVIOUS – 94: Bonanza

NEXT – 92: The Twilight Zone

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