Cartoon Network Review – Infinity Train (Book 2): Something to Reflect On

One of the best short series of last year returns with a different lead and a different goal.

SUMMARY (Spoiler-Free)

After being separated from Season 1 protagonist Tulip (Ashley Johnson), Mirror Tulip or “MT” (also Johnson) is on the run from the Reflection Police or “Flecs” for leaving her mirror world. Pursued throughout the Infinity Train by Agents Mace and Sieve (Ben Mendelsohn and Bradley Whitford), she encounters a young man named Jesse (Robbie Daymond) and a magical deer named Alan Dracula. Together, the three make their way through the train to lower Jesse’s number so he can get out and hopefully so that MT can find her freedom.

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Yes, she’s made of chrome. 


So, the last season of Infinity Train contained the revelation that the purpose of the train was to help people work through their issues until they’ve resolved their personal problems, represented by the number that appears on their hands. For example, Tulip, the protagonist of the first season, had to work through her issues involving her parents’ divorce. At the end of the season, having realized that she was not at fault for their problems and that she had been suppressing their fights for years, she finally came to terms with it. The show also revealed that the numbers don’t only go down. If someone, like the first season antagonist Amelia (Lena Headey), fights repeatedly against moving forward on their issues, then their number can grow, to the point that Amelia’s number was literally wrapped all over her body. 

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She literally tried to break reality rather than face her husband’s death.

In this season, we see that not everyone necessarily believes that getting off of the train is a good thing. We witness people deliberately fighting against self-improvement with a borderline religious fervor, claiming that the train is meant to serve them. It’s basically a perfect picture of one of the fundamental problems with humanity: We will rewrite what is considered right and wrong more often than we will change our behavior to be right. It’s a powerful message that is conveyed really well within the series. It’s not even the focal point, but it’s such an important thing to tell people that I have to applaud the show for it.

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You can see two people here who have fought it strongly. 

I don’t want to spoil the actual primary messages, because in a show like this they’re inherently tied to character development, but let me say that they’re great choices for a show aimed at teens. The creativity of the train from the first season continues, but I have to give them extra props for Alan Dracula, the magical deer. He seems to be a representation of the train itself. He’s unpredictable, he’s hilarious, he’s helpful, but he also is slightly indifferent to the people around him. 

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Also, he looks great in heels.

Overall, I love this show and I want them to keep it going as long as they can. 

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3) Two Cathedrals (The West Wing)

Well, the impact of this one has certainly changed a bit since it aired. And, honestly, I think it might be even more relevant. The show hasn’t changed, of course, but the reality in which I watch it has been shifting for the last few years. The portrayal of the White House during what is essentially the Clinton Era Pre-Scandal is so starkly different to the subsequent portrayals that have colored most of my lifetime that it seems impossible to me that it’s the most accurate one, but, with limited exception, this seems to be how the White House has worked since WWII. Sometimes it’s ridiculous, because politics is run by people and people are ridiculous. Sometimes it’s overwhelmingly serious, because holding political office is dealing with situations and situations are serious. The balance shifts depending on the world, not the administration. The administration merely follows the world. The West Wing managed to portray all of that coherently.


The show takes place in the West Wing of the White House during the Presidency of Democrat Josiah “Jed” Bartlet (Martin “You know damned well who I am” Sheen), and covers the day-to-day work and life of Bartlett and his staff: Leo McGarry (John Spencer), the White House Chief of Staff; C.J. Cregg (Allison Janney), the White House Press Secretary; Josh Lyman (Bradley “Stop thinking of me from Billy Madison” Whitford), the Deputy Chief of Staff; Toby Ziegler (Richard Schiff), the White House Communications Director; Sam Seaborn (Rob Lowe), White House Deputy Communications Director; Donna Moss (Janel Moloney), Josh’s assistant; and Charlie Young (Dulé “Doughnut Holschtein” Hill).

While all of the characters in the show are amazing, and each could merit an entire entry’s worth of discussion, the focus of this episode is going to be on President Bartlet, because anything less would be spitting on a profound performance. The President actually wasn’t even supposed to be a character on the show. Aaron Sorkin originally planned to show him only in passing and only in a few episodes, but Sheen’s performance was so powerful that he quickly became the lead. Bartlet is a Democrat, a devout Catholic, a polymath so learned that it pretty much only can exist in fiction, a patriot of the highest order, a gifted speaker, and a caring man who balances his love of the country with accepting how much he has to deceive and bargain with both the people and other politicians in order to be allowed to do what he knows is the right thing.

A man who can quote the Gospel and the Constitution and knows they shouldn’t interact

In the first season, it is revealed that the President has a relapsing-remitting form of Multiple Sclerosis that he has concealed since before he ran for office. In this episode, he discloses it to the world, while the Democratic Party basically tells him that they would not endorse him to run another term because of it. The condition doesn’t impact him more than once every few years, and usually not too severely, but it is a neurological degenerative disorder, and it could potentially make him unfit in the future.


Her usual expression

Right before this episode starts, the President’s executive secretary, Dolores Landingham (Kathryn Joosten and Kirsten Nelson in flashback), one of the most lovable characters ever on television, is killed by a drunk driver. She had just bought a new car, and the president had asked her to come show it to him. Flashbacks of his adolescence with her as the secretary at the school his father ran occur throughout the episode. A large part of the episode is set at her funeral. Afterwards, the President asks to be alone in the National Cathedral. Now, I don’t know if you’ve ever been in the National Cathedral, but it is a breathtaking building, regardless of your faith or lack thereof. And this episode is the last time that anyone has been allowed to film in it, which makes it only the more fitting that Martin Sheen delivers one of the best monologues on film to the figure of Christ.


Bartlet is vocally a Christian, and he is not a hypocrite about it, which is basically inconceivable for any modern politician. He has the Bible memorized, and has read more commentary on it than most people would even guess existed. He quotes verses throughout the series, but still understands that it is the responsibility of his faith to shape him, not his policies, which are shaped by being an American first. That’s why it’s all the more stunning when he starts it by telling God “You’re a son of a bitch, you know that?”

WestWingBartletArmsBartlet then proceeds to unload on God for the unfairness of life, in a way that should be all too real for anyone who has ever had faith. He talks about how he sinned by lying about his disease, but that it’s not fair that such a thing would outweigh everything else he’s done. He’s been faithful, he’s done good works, moreso than almost any President at the time. And yet, the sweetest person in his life, one of the most sincerely good people he’s ever known, was killed the day she bought her first new car by a drunk driver. As Bartlet puts it. “Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children… That’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse?”

WestWingBartletHalo.jpgHe ends with the lines “Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus, nuntius fui; officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem. [roughly translated, because I haven’t taken Latin in a decade: Should I believe these things are from a pious God? A just God? A knowing God? Damn your punishments! I was your servant on Earth, I was your messenger; I did my duty. Damn your punishments. Damn You.] He then smokes a cigarette, the thing that his father had admonished him against during his youth, puts it out on the floor of the cathedral (which is why they banned filming there), and says “You get Hoynes,” the less morally-sound Vice-President who is presumed to be the next presidential candidate for the Democratic Party.

This is why no one can film here anymore

The staff are then told that the President will not seek re-election. The only ones who appear to believe that he might change his mind are Toby and Leo, the two people who convinced him to run in the first place.

WestWingYoungLandinghamThe President then flashes back to his childhood where his father hits him for writing an article opposing book-banning, and derides his intelligence by saying that Jed is only at the school because his father is headmaster. In the present, he sees a vision of Mrs. Landingham who tells him to consider all of the people who have it worse than him, but, unlike most people when saying this, she means that he needs to think about how many people need his help. He recites the problems that he wants to fix, problems that have remained relevant, sadly, since this episode aired. She then says to him the same thing she told him when he was a boy:

“You know, if you don’t want to run again, I respect that. But if you don’t run ’cause you think it’s gonna be too hard or you think you’re gonna lose… well, God, Jed, I don’t even want to know you.”

WestWingLightningThe President then walks outside and stands in the presence of the strongest storm to hit DC in May in history, before going in front of the White House Press Corps. Bartlet chooses to avoid the softball question that the team had prepared for him, instead choosing another reporter who asks him directly if he’ll be seeking a second term. Bartlet puts his hands in his pockets, looks away, and smiles, something that Mrs. Landingham said is his way of saying “I’ve made up my mind to do it.”


One of the things that most amazed me was that the show doesn’t say what the Two Cathedrals are, and, within the episode, it could be interpreted several ways. They could be the Cathedral shown at Jed’s School in the flashbacks, where he first put out a cigarette and met Mrs. Landingham, and the National Cathedral where he puts out another one and says goodbye to her. But, I think the two Cathedrals are the National Cathedral and the Oval Office, and I’ll tell you why (because it’s my list and you can deal with it).

westwingbartletmontage2.jpgAt the National Cathedral, Josiah Bartlet renounces his faith. He renounces his faith in God, obviously, but along than that, he renounces his faith in himself and America. He doesn’t believe he can hold the office anymore, and he doesn’t believe that America wants him anymore. He thinks he isn’t enough, as a Catholic, as a son, as a President, as an American, and he is resentful that he could have worked this hard and done this much and still feel like he is a failure and that he’s being punished for it. He ends it by telling God to go to Hell, in so many words, and condemns America to a lesser president. He’s done with America, he’s done with God, he’s done believing in things.

And yet, a few hours later, at the Oval Office, he finds it all again from a vision of Mrs. Landingham. She clearly is just a manifestation of his own subconscious, because she says to him all the things that he already knows: His father was a prick, God doesn’t send drunk drivers to kill people, and that there is more work to be done. Bartlet’s greatest strength as a president is that he cares about all of the people behind the numbers. He recites the statistics of children born into poverty, the collapsing schools, the uninsured citizenry, the drug crisis, the high rate of incarceration, but it’s clear that he doesn’t care that these things are holding America back, he’s upset because it means people are suffering that he wants to help be better. Regardless of party or philosophy or anything else, this is what should first define a presidential candidate. The fact that it doesn’t is the greatest flaw in a Democracy.

WestWingBartletWetThat’s what this episode reminds us: That our leaders need to be the people who are doing it for everyone else, not for themselves or their friends. Unfortunately, the episode also reminds us exactly why it’s so difficult for us to get those people: Because caring breaks people, and having to care about everyone breaks all but the toughest. Therefore, the people who make it further in politics are either the strongest, or the ones who don’t actually care. The problem is, the strongest won’t make it without stumbling. They will fail. They will lose faith. They will become angry that the world is not fair or just or merciful. They may give up. But they will come back. They will climb back out of that hole and they will conquer. Sadly, people will assume these moments of stumbling are a sign of weakness, which gives the advantage to the uncaring, something the show has pointed out on multiple occasions. The judgment of the masses feeds sociopathy, not courage.

Bartlet gets back up, and he baptizes himself in the rain as a sign of his renewed faith, not only in God, but in America. It’s a powerful scene that perfectly complements his anger within the church. It’s made even more lasting by having Bartlet and the rest of the staff come together to go to the press conference to the song “Brothers in Arms” by Dire Straits, signifying that Bartlet knows one other key to being a great President: To inspire great people to follow you.

All of the President’s staff, from the chief to the secretaries to the cooks, feel as if they are on the battlefield with him. They’re all part of the same team, and they trust that everyone on the team, even if they don’t agree how, is working for the benefit of the American public. One of my favorite lines on the show is that when one of the staff outlines the goals for the day, Bartlet corrects them and says:

“The first priority is always: How can we be making life better for American citizens?”

It’s corny, but it’s also exactly the kind of message that you need to focus on. We’re not lowering taxes, we’re not lowering unemployment, we’re not improving education. We may do all of those things, but they’re incidental to the goal of making life better for Americans.

It’s also worth noting that this episode does not portray Bartlet as being a self-made man. Far from it, it suggests that, while he had all the talent in the world, his ethics and success are the product of two women: His mother, who gave him his faith, and Mrs. Landingham, who taught him to use his powerful mind and will for the benefit of others. It’s an interesting window into the character.

This episode is the highest dramatic performance on the list. The only two remaining are comedies, and that’s a little bit because this one required watching the show up to this point to truly appreciate, whereas someone who knows nothing of the show could watch the last two. However, there is no doubt in my mind that this could easily be listed as the greatest episode of television by critics. Please, when you find an hour, watch it.

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9) Loves Labor Lost (ER)

I didn’t really like ER. “Goodbye,” yesterday’s Blackadder episode, almost had this spot until the very last re-order because of that fact, but I had to move this up after a final re-watch. I’m not saying the series is bad, in fact I can recognize that it’s a solid show that managed to snag some great actors, but it’s just never been my thing. I don’t know exactly why, because I have other hospital shows on here, but, there you go. It was not the show I watched while it was on. Despite the fact that I didn’t really like the show, I was told to watch this episode. I did. And then I had to watch every episode that led up to it in the series, then watch it again. This was only 19 episodes into the series, so it wasn’t particularly hard to do that. None of the episodes leading up to this one really showed the true potential of the show. This one showed it so hard that I’m almost tempted to watch the rest of the series. One day, I might. (Update: Got through 2 more seasons. Still didn’t love it. Dunno why.)

I have no idea what season this was, but it looks cool.

Some episodes on this list are “anti-episodes,” some are either the first or second episodes of the show that set the tone for the series, and some are gimmick episodes. This one just chooses to dive as deeply into its main character as any episode of television really can. However, that is more than enough.

ER was a medical drama about, you guessed it, the Emergency Room physicians at a Chicago hospital. It was created by ER veteran Michael Crichton and one of its writers Lance Gentile, the writer of this episode, was a former ER doctor. That gives a level of authority on medical practice that many medical shows didn’t have before ER. The fact that it was produced by Steven Spielberg’s Amblin Entertainment doesn’t hurt, either. This was 1995, so the combination of Spielberg and Crichton alone had some weight behind it.

This scene alone had about 10 tons. Get it? Cuz it’s a dinosaur.


The episode’s cold open wasn’t really much different than what ER usually started with. Dr. Mark Greene (Anthony Edwards) and Dr. Doug Ross (George “I didn’t ruin Batman, Schumacher did” Clooney) are playing football in front of the hospital. A car almost hits Ross and dumps a man out before driving off. Following the man as he is brought in, the audience is shown the rest of the regular cast: Irritable Surgeon Peter Benton (Eriq La Salle); Brash but depressed Registered Nurse Carol Hathaway (Julianna Margulies); Young and hungry Med Student John Carter (Noah Wyle); Fellow Med Student Deb Chen (Ming-Na “I’m Mulan, b**ches” Wen); and meek but eager Resident Susan Lewis (Sherry Stringfield). While Greene operates on the man thrown from the car, Benton is dealing with his mother being in the ER for a fractured hip.

… Clooney’s eyes still haunt me.

After getting out of the surgery, Greene is told that he’s going to be the new ER Attending Physician, a position he’s wanted for the season thus far. Benton is a nervous wreck because he is not being allowed in the surgery with his mother. He tries repeatedly to go erwhitford.pngin, but is barred by his superiors. As Greene does rounds, he meets the very pregnant Jodi O’Brien (Colleen Flynn) and her husband, Sean (Bradley Whitford). Jodi, who is almost painfully cheerful, has been frequently urinating, but gives no other symptoms. Greene quickly diagnoses a bladder infection and continues the rounds. Ross, meanwhile, is dealing with a teenager found passed out in a shed, whose father insists that his son was doing drugs. Greene and Ross quickly determine that the boy was actually poisoned by his father’s insecticides as he crashes, and Ross struggles to save him.

However, Sean returns, shouting for help, Jodi has started going into seizures in the car. Greene diagnoses pre-eclampsia, stabilizes her, and, rather than just turning her over to OB-GYN, decides he’s going to stay with her as much as possible. The couple’s obstetrician cannot make it, but Greene is confident that he can handle everything fine. He is notably almost casual about the situation. Jodi asks to deliver naturally, and Greene assents, even helping name the child at the couple’s request: Jared. As Jodi continues to have problems arise from her pregnancy, Greene continually fixes the problems with a calm detachment. However, the OB is still missing, so Greene determines that he has to deliver the baby.

ERLabor.jpgNow, its emphasized in many medical shows that doctors deliver a lot of babies, and that it’s one of the more routine things done in a hospital. That doesn’t change the fact that childbearing and childbirth are two things that have killed more women than anything else in history. It’s dangerous, even now. (Especially in America, where your odds of dying from pregnancy/childbirth have been rising over the last 40-ish years. FUN!)

Greene tries to induce labor, but, after trying for a while, nothing is working, and the chief obstetrician still has not appeared. In a very graphic scene, Greene finds that the baby is stuck on the way out. They end up having to push the baby back in so they can do a C-section. Jodi’s pre-eclampsia seizure returns, and the urgency of the situation causes Deb, who is just watching, to overturn a surgical tray. Greene tells everyone to take a deep breath, but it is obvious by this time that he is unbelievably tense. Re-watching this scene as I write this, the sound effects and visuals are amplified, and despite the fast-paced music keeping the tension up, you can hear everything they’re having to do to this woman. The reaction of the observers is likely accurate.


As they manage to get the baby out, Jodi has an abruption, a very common (1 in 200 pregnancies) complication that is often exacerbated by pre-eclampsia. It causes her to start bleeding internally. When he’s finally out, the baby isn’t breathing. Greene leaves Jodi with the OR staff and focuses on bringing back the baby. He succeeds just as the OB head Dr. Coburn (Amy Aquino) finally arrives, criticizing his surgery as looking like he used a chainsaw, and telling him that he should have called for help if he knew he was in over his head. Greene attempts to talk to Sean, but he is unable to say what will happen with Jodi. Coburn lays into Greene further for his shoddy work, leading to him having a massive crisis of conscience over his errors. Jodi crashes again and dies. Greene refuses to stop trying to bring her back until everyone else in the room is just staring at him. He walks away silently, and goes up to see Sean and Baby Jared to deliver the news. When asked if he’s okay, Greene insists that he is fine, but then is shown breaking down as the episode ends.

This shot tells how long he refused to accept that she was dead.

The first key aspect of the episode is that it focuses almost exclusively on Greene. Prior to this, ER had been much more of an ensemble show, but this episode focuses only on his journey. The other plots are resolved, albeit negatively, within the first half of the show. This lets us focus upon what is happening to Greene, and why.

ERGreeneHubris. The sin of Pride. Getting too big for your britches. Whatever you call it, it forms the basis of one of the oldest stories: A person being humbled. This episode is Greene being struck low by providence and his own decisions. At the beginning of the episode, he deals with the situation with supreme confidence, but as the episode goes on, we begin to see that confidence leave him, replaced with anger, confusion, guilt, and, ultimately, defeat. We are watching a man be broken by extraordinary circumstances. If you had watched the season up until now, you were aware that Greene’s confidence is completely earned. He’s an amazing doctor. When you need a physician, he would be the one you want beside you. I don’t feel like re-watching all of them, but I think that he never lost a patient in any episode leading into this.

ERGreene2.jpgNow, throughout the episode, you hardly ever hear Greene actually comment on how he feels about the situation. Instead, we have time-skips that show how it’s taking his toll on him. Full credit to Anthony Edwards, he absolutely conveys how much this is dragging him down. More than that, he shows us someone who hasn’t really felt what it’s like to try your hardest and fail. Throughout the episode, he is trying to make all the right decisions, but, even though a bunch of them end up being wrong, they were the best decisions he could make under pressure in a field that he doesn’t deal with much. That’s why it’s all the more horrifying when he is confronted with the decisions that lead to Jodi’s death: In retrospect, they were obviously leading down the wrong path. In Star Trek: The Next Generation, Jean-Luc Picard once said “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life.” What’s appropriate is that the line is said to Lt. Data, someone that, like Dr. Greene, had previously bordered on infallible. Certainly, there had been things beyond both Data’s and Greene’s control that had allowed for bad things to happen, but there had never been an indication that their own decisions were the cause of a tragedy.

The thing about watching someone amazing try their hardest and fail is that it reminds us how much we fear failing like that, because we can see how it breaks these people. Assuming that you aren’t an example of the demi-god-like character that somehow never feels like they made a bad decision in their job before now, you’ve probably had to deal with this limitation before. There are usually two ways in which people cope with it: Either they endure and get back up to try again, or, more commonly, they will never try their hardest so that they can never truly fail. I already used it in another review, but it bears repeating:

The Heroism we recite
Would be a daily thing,
Did not ourselves the Cubits warp
For fear to be a King.

We all fear going through what Greene does in this episode so much that we probably are never going to be what we could be. It’s a harsh truth, but one that needs to be recognized.

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