Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square: I Will Always Love You, Dolly Parton – Netflix Review

Dolly Parton made a Christmas special and it’s corny and wonderful.

SUMMARY

Welcome to Fullerville, the town that Norman Rockwell painted when he had just a little bit of Ecstasy. Everything is bright and shiny and musical and happy, until it’s revealed that the town is being sold by local rich woman Regina Fuller (Christine Baranski) and her assistant Felicity (Jeanine Mason). The local pastor, Christian (Josh Segarra), and his wife, Jenna (Mary Lane Haskell), lead the citizens of the town, including Regina’s lost love Carl (Treat Williams), her former best friend Margeline (Jenifer Lewis), and bartender Mack (Matthew Johnson) in a protest against Regina. However, it turns out that there might be someone a little bit more magicall, and a lot more fabulous, might be trying to help turn Regina around (DOLLY F*CKING PARTON). Also, there’s an underaged bartender named Violet (Selah Kimbro Jones) who might be the best character in any movie ever.

If you don’t want Dolly Parton as your guardian angel, you need help.

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I feel like I have to start this review by saying that I have nothing but respect and love for Dolly Parton and that will probably color this review a bit. I put her in the category of Mister Rogers, one of the rare people who seems to be both so talented and so nice that it borders on the unbelievable. Dolly Parton has written a song a week on average since she was 14 years old, including 25 number ones, and has funded charities ranging from homelessness and literacy to building a theme park for the Appalachians and helping develop a vaccine for COVID-19. She would be a billionaire if she didn’t keep giving money away. I have difficulty ever judging anything she is involved with objectively, which may be why I thought this film was amazing.

Fun fact: that glow was not an effect. She just does that.

I don’t mean that this film is going to win any Oscars. It’s not “good” by most traditional measures, nor was it supposed to be. It’s an old-school Christmas special, like Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas or Babes in Toyland starring Keanu Reeves, and it is just as corny as most of those were, in the best possible way. Everyone in Fullerville is, for the most part, a good person and they want to keep their simpler and more wholesome way of life. They’re so idyllic that they make a villain of Regina, even though she’s not stealing the town, but rather paying everyone large amounts of money for their property. Whenever she points out that fact, no one ever says she isn’t being fair about the amount, only that they simply don’t want to break up their community. Fortunately, the movie wisely shifts to being more about Regina learning to care about people again than about her being greedy. It does have a message to teach about being caring and helpful to people, to the point that Dolly Parton practically demands that the viewer do better. Coming from her, it works.

Hell, she probably baked those cookies.

The structure of the film is largely just coming up with subplots that can justify another song. While none of the tunes in this film will go down as Dolly Parton’s best, they’re still her work and above the average original songs from this kind of special. They do showcase her love of wordplay quite a bit and some of them are actually fairly catchy. Treat Williams showcases that he still has a great voice after 41 years (since he was in Hair). Most of the supporting cast really give their all to the songs, which helps immensely.

That’s it, you silver fox. Go out and sing in the town square.

But I can’t end without talking about Violet. This entire film would be worth watching just to see the scene with Violet. She’s a prepubescent bartender, something that you would not expect to see in Fullerville, but since she’s truly innocent, it’s never really concerning to the viewer. Everything Violet says is gold. She’s one of those kid characters that is truly wise beyond her years by virtue of not being distracted by the inanities of maturity. She counsels Christine Baranski and does so more effectively than anyone else in the film, while also providing a cute and kind of sad song. It’s a truly bright spot in the film.

I want to be her when I grow up.

Overall, this movie was pretty much exactly what I wanted it to be. It’s a sincere Christmas parable from a person who really does seem to represent many of humanity’s best traits. Plus, it’s just fun.

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Addams Family Values: The Creepiest Family in Film Returns – 13 Reviews of Halloween/Amazon Prime Review

One of the few sequels I like better than the original.

SUMMARY (Spoiler-Free)

Gomez and Morticia Addams (Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston) welcome their third child, Pubert (Kaitlyn and Kristen Hooper). Unfortunately, the older siblings, Wednesday and Pugsley (Christina Ricci and Jimmy Workman), don’t take well to the new child, attempting to murder him, as Addams are wont to do. To help, the Addams parents hire a nanny named Debbie Jellinsky (Joan Cusack) who is, in reality, a serial murdering black widow. She seduces Gomez’s brother, Fester (Christopher Lloyd). When Wednesday becomes suspicious, Debbie has her and Pugsley sent to summer camp under relentlessly chipper Counselors Gary and Beck Granger (Peter MacNicol and Christine Baranski). Fortunately, the Addams family can handle more than a mere serial killer and a summer camp. Also featuring Christopher Hart as Thing, Carel Struycken as Lurch, and Carol Kane as Grandmama.

They don’t usually come out during this time of day.

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I am a fan of the original Barry Sonnenfeld Addams Family movie from 1991, but it’s more for the stand-out scenes than the film as a whole. The plot of the original film was pretty incoherent and is wrapped up by one of the strangest series of dei ex machinae in history. Still, the cast was so good that it was still incredibly fun. This film has the same cast, but also comes up with more entertaining things to do with them and a more compelling plot. It doesn’t hurt that the slightly lighter tone here allows for some more varied, but actually ultimately darker, humor.

And some great quips.

I really can’t understate how perfect the casting was for this film. I don’t think I will ever envision Morticia Addams as being anyone other than Anjelica Huston. She was born to play the role. I mean, I loved Carolyn Jones in the live-action series, but Huston nails it as hard as Hopkins nailed Hannibal. Raul Julia and John Astin are both very different but equally good portrayals of the ultimate loving husband, although Julia unfortunately was sick during filming and it does make his performance a little less energetic than the first movie. Christina Ricci proved herself to be an incredible Wednesday in the first film, but in this movie she also has to play Wednesday dealing with both puberty and her captivity within a camp that promotes “normalcy.” Honestly, the scenes of the kids rebelling against the counselors are some of my favorite gags. Christopher Lloyd’s portrayal of Fester always surprises me because it’s so very different from any of his other iconic characters, but he disappears into it just as much. In this, he has to be the lonely man who believes he’s found love and is willing to constantly overlook the obvious red flags. Speaking of red flags, Joan Cusack was a great addition to this cast. Her ability to play a sociopath who is able to put up with the oddities of the Addams family and, in fact, able to manipulate them presents an actual, believable obstacle to the perfect family. 

The best marriage in film.

It also is impressive that this movie can get away with so many of the jokes it does. The older Addams children repeatedly attempt to murder a baby, only to be thwarted in borderline slapstick ways. If it weren’t for the cartoonish nature of their attempts, we might be put off by the infanticide. Similarly, after Wednesday leads a revolt at the summer camp, it’s implied that at least some of the children have been killed and that the counselors are going to be roasted to death on a spit like Saint Lawrence, but it’s mostly offscreen and played for laughs by every character, so you can ignore it. The darker and more dryly humorous tone of the first movie only allowed for dark references to the horrors, this movie gets to show them off. 

Still better for MacNicol than “The Powers That Be.” Remember that 90s kids?

Overall, just a great movie and a fantastic sequel. It’s still my favorite incarnation of the Addams family. 

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Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again: I Took a Chance on It and It was Super, Trouper – Amazon Review (Day 25)

I watched the sequel to one of my least favorite musicals and, wow, this was better.

SUMMARY

Meryl Streep is dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever, about that. I considered this a surprise, as I thought she was marketed with the film, but if advertisements were always true indications of a film, I might have liked Suicide Squad

Yes, one of these women is dead the whole time.

Yes, Meryl Streep’s character, Donna, is dead and her daughter, Sophie (Amanda Seyfried), is set to reopen the hotel now under her management. While she is being helped by the manager Mr. Cienfuegos (Andy Garcia) and her father Sam Carmichael (Pierce Brosnan), she is upset that her other fathers, Harry and Bill (Colin Firth and Stellan Skarsgård), are not able to make the grand re-opening. This gets even worse when her husband, Sky (Dominic Cooper), reveals that he will not be able to come either. As Donna’s band members Rosie and Tanya (Julie Walters and Christine Baranski) show up, the film flashes back to tell the story of how a young Donna (Lily James) left Rosie and Tanya (Alexa Davies and Jessica Keenan Wynn) behind to go explore Europe and meeting young Harry, Bill, and Sam (Hugh Skinner, Josh Dylan, Jeremy Irvine). Also, we get to see Cher.

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 So, I saw Mamma Mia after it originally came out and I did not enjoy it. I thought it was an amazing travel commercial for Greece, but in terms of being an effective musical, even a Jukebox Musical, I felt like it fell short. Honestly, I didn’t think Meryl Streep was as focused and flawless as she usually is and I thought that the songs didn’t really add much to the story, a common problem with trying to do a musical based on one band’s catalogue. The film always felt too grounded in reality for a musical, too, which seemed partially because it had to focus on the leads over the spectacle. Moreover, it sometimes felt to me like an example of why you should not cast certain actors (names have been changed for the sake of the victims) like Bierce Prosnan as leads in a movie like this. They’re great performers, but it’s completely different to pull off a musical number. 

This movie apparently read the notes from that one, because they fixed almost everything I didn’t like. 

But they kept the fun group shots, so great job.

First, it is not at all grounded. Scenes in this range from “over-the-top” to “insane” and I mean both of those in the absolute best way. In order to find justifications for some of ABBA’s more outlandish songs, the musical was forced to venture to situations far outside of a Greek hotel. For example, “Waterloo” is set at a Napoleonic themed restaurant in Paris, and all of the wait staff perform elaborate choreography designed to echo famous portrayals of the French Emperor. It starts to feel like you’re really in the kind of world where people are always on the edge of bursting into song. It also helps that more random bystanders get wrapped up in the music, like when a Vice Chancellor (Celia Imrie) goes from “well, I never” to “well, I always” in the middle of “When I Kissed the Teacher.” 

Waterloo was probably my favorite scene.

Second, the flashback cast is unbelievably good. Lily James really nails being a wild, young Donna, because she captures all of Meryl Streep’s joie de vivre without the regret we see for her circumstances in the first film. Alexa Davies and Jessica Keenan Wynn (from Ed Wynn’s family, no less) both have the same comedic timing as their modern counterparts, but also have the requisite energy to keep up with Lily James. Hugh Skinner, the one playing young Colin Firth, was so spot on that I realized what character he was supposed to be immediately. Given how good he was on Fleabag, I suppose I should not have been surprised. While the other two young bachelors are also excellent, I will say that they didn’t really come off as young versions of their older counterparts as much as he did. Still, they were solid and believable as people that young Donna would want to have a romantic adventure with. Also, they’re much better singers than their aged counterparts, sparing us some performance issues. It did bother me that Young Stellan was not played by one of his ~25 children, but I got over it.

Wait, was this the 1970s? Because then Amanda Seyfried would be almost 50.

Third, they added Cher. I didn’t actually list this as a problem in the first movie, but, let’s be honest, every musical that DOESN’T have Cher in it is inherently inferior. While the movie does not have her in a ton of it, when she does show up and perform, it’s a powerful boost to the third act. 

God, you diva, you deserve everything you want.

Last, they definitely bumped up the dialogue for this film. I’m not saying that it’s deeper or more sincere; in fact, the opposite is true. This movie has more quips and funny one-liners that better suit the nature of a jukebox musical. There are some sincere moments, to be sure, but most of what keeps the film going are humorous interactions between the cast and this movie takes that up a notch. Admittedly, most of the good lines went to Christine Baranski, but she uses them to their fullest.

That woman has more sass in her eye shadow than most people do in their bodies.

Overall, I was amazed how good this movie was and how much of an improvement over the last film. I don’t know that you can watch it without having seen the first one, but if you already suffered through the first one, this is a must-see.

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