Synchronic: Too Dense, Well Acted (Ending Explained) – Netflix Review

There’s a magic drug that sends you through time, and they really put too much into the “how.”

SUMMARY

Steve Denube (Anthony Mackie) is a paramedic who, along with his partner Dennis (Jamie Dornan), starts to get called into very strange crime and injury scenes. In the first, there’s a domestic violence injury that also has an archaic sword lodged into the wall. In the second, a completely burned body is found in a place that did not have a fire. In the third, there’s a bite from a venomous snake that hasn’t existed in the area for centuries. At the same time, Steve is diagnosed with cancer of the pineal gland, which his doctor notices is similar to that of an adolescent’s. At another call, they discover that one of the people present was Dennis’s daughter Brianna (Ally Ioannides), who has now disappeared. Steve realizes all of these cases are related to a drug called “synchronic.” It turns out that if you take Synchronic, it allows you to move through time… and get lost in it. Now Steve is going to use the last of the supply in order to find Brianna and bring her back.

They’re a pair o’ medics.

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About 20 minutes of this film is taken up by Anthony Mackie attempting to mess around with the drug and explain how it works. The problem is that almost everything about the way the time-travel functions is kind of dumb, but, mostly, it’s not important enough to merit the number of scenes spent explaining it. The pill sends adults back in time as ghosts, but anyone without a calcified pineal gland goes back whole along with anything they’re touching. The amount of time you go back is directly tied to the physical location you’re in when you take the pill. This is explained by saying that time is curved and when you take the pill you move through time straight, but, again, they spend way too much screentime on this. This also results in a number of scenes of Steve testing places to move through time and what he can move with him, but his behavior during these sequences is also kind of ridiculous (and costs him a dog rather than, say, a gerbil which he could have used for like $5). It’s even worse because this method of time travel is actually kind of a cool gimmick, but the more you think about it, the more it starts to fall apart, so devoting more time to explaining it undercuts the effect.

Also, why can you only move through the periods where humans existed?

It also doesn’t help that the movie really has to keep fabricating reasons why the story has to be Steve trying to rescue Brianna. For example, there’s only a handful of Synchronic pills left in the world and Steve has all of them. This is explicitly told to him by the chemist who created them who, rather than collecting his Nobel prize for discovering TIME TRAVEL, kills himself so that no one can make more. Also, they make it so that Steve is basically the only adult without a calcified pineal gland (in reality, even if you’re in your 80s, you have about a 1 in 3 chance of having no calcification). Again, I wouldn’t have even thought about this except that the movie kept bringing it up.  

Also, cancer is mostly of no consequence.

Now, on the other hand, having the movie almost entirely focused on Anthony Mackie is a great decision. His character is going through so much in the film that it’s impressive how well Mackie portrays a man whose response to finding out he has cancer is mostly to dedicate himself to one project as a way of both ignoring his mortality and of trying to make up his mistakes to his partner. Steve, who is a clear ladies man that has been avoiding responsibility, has been leaning on Dennis throughout his career. Mackie manages to give a lot of emotional depth to the character by conveying all of these elements throughout the film, while also still bringing enough levity to keep it from getting bogged down. The visuals, also, were pretty great.

Beware, the dog has a rough scene.

Overall, while it could have benefitted from a little more “show, don’t tell,” it was a decent movie.

***ENDING EXPLAINED***

For some reason I see people online questioning whether Steve gets home. The movie already answered that, no, he doesn’t. Steve realizes that the location where Brianna disappeared was a stone that takes them back to the revolutionary war. The reason he realizes this is because he finds a message on the rock that Steve and Dennis believe is from Brianna. However, when Steve gets back there, Brianna doesn’t know about the message and then she goes home. This means, in order to complete the time-loop, Steve has to leave the message there and stay back in the 1700s. It’s likely that his cancer kills him soon after, but at least he did what he wanted to do.

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Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar: A Great Modern Farce – Amazon Rental Review

Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo star in a strange comedy about two women in culottes.

SUMMARY

Barb (Annie Mumolo) and Star (Kristen Wiig) are furniture salespeople from the Midwest.  After losing their jobs and getting kicked out of their friends group, the two decide to take a vacation to Vista Del Mar, Florida.  They quickly become associated with a man named Edgar Paget (Jamie Dornan), who has been sent there by an evil super villain who is also his girlfriend (Wiig).  It will somehow be up to Barb and Star to stop the bad guys from unleashing a killer swarm of mosquitoes upon the unsuspecting citizens.  Also, hijinks will definitely ensue, some involving Damon Wayans, Jr.

And perhaps a musical number.

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I did not know anything about this movie going into it.  Honestly, I had seen the ads and thought that it looked kind of generic.  There was almost no information about what was actually going to happen in the movie aside from what was in the title.  However, it did have two of the funniest women working today both onscreen and writing the film, so I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised that this was actually a very good movie.

These two.

It was tough to find a movie to compare this to in order to even try and analyze it.  It’s not like the movie Airplane, where it’s mostly making fun of existing movies by just carrying everything beyond the point of rationality.  Instead, I think this movie is most comparable to the film Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, because it takes place in a world that runs on some sort of vague magical realism that just happens to be focused on our leads.  Sometimes, the things that happen are normal, but Barb and Star’s reactions are extremely unnatural, making them the weird element.  Other times, it just turns out that the world itself is ridiculous.  The main thing this film does well is use that inconsistency to constantly keep you on your toes.  At any given point in the story, it could play out in a way that is just slightly off from reality, or a crazy celebrity cameo could save everything, and you’ll be surprisingly invested in finding out which it is.

Also, Jamie Dornan is just hilarious in this. Great job avoiding typecasting, man.

There are also a ton of small details in this film that pay off as long as you are paying attention.  Many of the books have hilarious titles and quotes on them, as do almost all of the shops that people walk by, as do almost all of the T shirts.  These little details really helped to give this movie a fun atmosphere, particularly when combined with the film’s visual style.  I haven’t seen a farce done this well in a long time, because this movie understands that the entire point is that there is no point.  Everything just happens in a surreal way, and that’s all that the film needs to give us.

This crab is not voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Overall, I really recommend this movie.  It would have been way more fun to watch in a theater, but unfortunately it picked the wrong year to come out. Still, a good distraction.

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